FLASH: GRC Explorers Emerge from the Wilderness Alive

A ragtag Expeditionary Force, led by GRC's own RED FOX, tackled everything the West Virginia wilderness could throw at it this weekend, including coyotes, bears, owls, man-stench, overgrown trail, river crossings, dwindling foodstuffs, Viet Cong, and a dead car battery. These adventurers were thankful to live to tell the tale, as you can tell by the progression below, which details the RED FOX's efforts to restock his energy stores (and to put down more pizza to win an eating contest with TOWPATH at a pizza joint named, coincidentally, FOX'S PIZZA DEN), using techniques honed over his years of breeding cockatiels:

Step 1 - Flap wings

Step 2 - Ruffle chest feathers

Step 3 - Raise beak to open gullet and forcibly thrust food down with claws
Step 4 - Collapse to conserve energy for the next slice.

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