Oh I will take on your task Matias. Laura Turner will run dramatically better than the other LT did against mighty Chicago. She is completely healthy (unlike Mike Brown), she will come out guns blazin like Tank Johnson, run like Devin Hester, and kick it in like Robbie Gould. She will stay strong down the homestretch and try not to die at the end like that stubborn Bill Wirtz (too soon?) Like the Cubs, she has waited a long time to get that bad taste out of her mouth (Laura since Boston, Cubs since 1908). This race will start a decade of dominance for Ms Turner ala the 1990 Bulls. Who needs Phil J, her Zen Master of a coach will be Dave O.
Oh I will take on your task Matias. Laura Turner will run dramatically better than the other LT did against mighty Chicago. She is completely healthy (unlike Mike Brown), she will come out guns blazin like Tank Johnson, run like Devin Hester, and kick it in like Robbie Gould. She will stay strong down the homestretch and try not to die at the end like that stubborn Bill Wirtz (too soon?) Like the Cubs, she has waited a long time to get that bad taste out of her mouth (Laura since Boston, Cubs since 1908). This race will start a decade of dominance for Ms Turner ala the 1990 Bulls. Who needs Phil J, her Zen Master of a coach will be Dave O.
Munro wins the prize for best answer. LT will dominate Chicago, Tanner will steamroll her way to Scranton, Money will trump Chi-town, and Phillipe will roll.
Leaving for Kona Tuesday, race Saturday, relax on the beach until Tuesday. Body and mind feel good, ready for Ironman round 2.
Definately. Good luck to all those mentioned, including Phillipe Rolly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Matias, are you still IronMan bound? Ten days right? How are the legs?
Matias, the chargers are going nowhere so I hope having LT on the photo is not a sign of how folks will do in the marathon:(
ReplyDeleteMelissa, you have the talent so the rest is god luck and hopefully, cool temps and someone to push you_______M
Oh I will take on your task Matias. Laura Turner will run dramatically better than the other LT did against mighty Chicago. She is completely healthy (unlike Mike Brown), she will come out guns blazin like Tank Johnson, run like Devin Hester, and kick it in like Robbie Gould. She will stay strong down the homestretch and try not to die at the end like that stubborn Bill Wirtz (too soon?) Like the Cubs, she has waited a long time to get that bad taste out of her mouth (Laura since Boston, Cubs since 1908). This race will start a decade of dominance for Ms Turner ala the 1990 Bulls. Who needs Phil J, her Zen Master of a coach will be Dave O.
ReplyDeleteOh I will take on your task Matias. Laura Turner will run dramatically better than the other LT did against mighty Chicago. She is completely healthy (unlike Mike Brown), she will come out guns blazin like Tank Johnson, run like Devin Hester, and kick it in like Robbie Gould. She will stay strong down the homestretch and try not to die at the end like that stubborn Bill Wirtz (too soon?) Like the Cubs, she has waited a long time to get that bad taste out of her mouth (Laura since Boston, Cubs since 1908). This race will start a decade of dominance for Ms Turner ala the 1990 Bulls. Who needs Phil J, her Zen Master of a coach will be Dave O.
ReplyDeleteMunro wins the prize for best answer. LT will dominate Chicago, Tanner will steamroll her way to Scranton, Money will trump Chi-town, and Phillipe will roll.
ReplyDeleteLeaving for Kona Tuesday, race Saturday, relax on the beach until Tuesday. Body and mind feel good, ready for Ironman round 2.
Scott, I had no idea you were such a virtuoso with words. Even though i am not sure your message, it does have a nice rhyme to it___M
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