Sunday, February 14, 2016

FLASH: Men break hearts at the Love the Run You're With 5k

Arctic conditions couldn't stop a clean podium sweep for the men at this morning's Love the Run You're With 5k in Pentagon City. A reliable source reports that Stewart's petition to the race director for Kyle's disqualification was denied - apparently, "Minnesotan heritage" is a perfectly legal advantage in the running world. Rumors indicate that Stewart is currently formulating plans to spend the next 20 years in Minnesota in order to improve his cold-weather racing tactics.

Photo credit to Pacers Running
1 1 144 Kyle Wagener 23 M 1/50 M1929 Washington DC 0:15:55
2 2 441 Stewart Reich 23 M 2/50 M1929 Frederick MD 0:15:57 0:15:57
3 3 606 Ryan Witters 27 M 3/50 M1929 Washington DC 0:16:04

5 24 414 Laura O'Hara 35 F 3/165 F3039 Alexandria VA 0:20:01

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