In the far-flung alleys of Facebook, Ex-pat Joseph (Wiggy) Wiegner has incited warfare against aging, but still very much alive Ryan (Witty) Witters. Not to be confused with Witty's ongoing war with New England's favorite harrier, Nate Jenkins.
Earlier today, Wiggy pushed a meaningful message concerning his educational institution, THE Lock Haven University track and field team. #SaveHaven.
Witty, alumnus of the University of Evansville Purple Aces which recently announced the return of a track and field team, immediately jumped at the chance to discern himself from the namesake he has so often been confused with.
He arguably bit off more than he...argued for. Wiggy never one to stand down, stood his ground and chirped back, which prompted Witty to drop the ultimate "actions speak louder" not 1, not 2, not 3...counting his consecutive FD8k crowns (4 more than the vaunted Wiggy).
The rest is history folks. #WiggyvsWittyFD8k17
Get your cupcakes ready. This is going to be lit af.
See it go down HERE