BREAKING: New O'Connor Family Member Sets 400m Family Record

It sounds hard to believe, but here's the report from Kieran himself:

"Ms. Oonagh Priscilla, weighing in at 7 lbs 3 ozs, born 1/17. Everyone healthy and happy. Already has a better 400m PR than her father."

Some quick math indicates that Oonagh would have had to run at least 1:02 in order to claim the record. This post will be updated once we know more.

Congratulations to Kieran and Zyra!