Breuters Wire Services -- Washington, D.C.
Dickson Mercer, Justin Snair and Patrick Kuhlman overcame persistent anti-GRC bias in the Mainstream Media today by finishing fourth, fifth, and sixth at the National Press Club 5k. Their times were 15:20, 15:36; and 15:39, respectively. Emily Dufton, wife of Dickson and owner of Bruno, was second in her age group. Anonymous, unconfirmed and unattributed sources report the course was a touch short. Others contend that these reports are fabrications designed to feed our "if it bleeds it leads" 24-hour cable news cycle. We report, you decide.