Thursday, May 13, 2010

Fox Steals More than 100 Shoes

BREAKING NEWS:

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of footwear down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," said a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen stole them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.

4 comments:

Andy said...

I want more info on this vixen!!!

Towpath said...

That vixen must be putting in high mileage to be going through so many shoes.

Johnnie Cochran said...

Beware CTR, someday you will wake up and that vixen will have stolen all your tenders.

Andy said...

A vixen once stole my tenders away... so very long ago...