Tuesday, January 26, 2010

State of the Union Drinking Game

Whereas, the State of the Union Address will be aired on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 9:00 PM.

Whereas, beer makes all political banter more tolerable, coherent and pleasant to our American way of life.

Whereas, Jake Klim possess twenty-nine Miller Light beers rightfully purchased by Jake Marren.

Whereas, all references to Stimulus shall henceforth be struck and replaced with the words "spending freeze."

NOW THEREFORE, let it be known that this post and all comments contained herein shall be the official discussion board for the determination of location, procedure and all other sundries necessary and proper for the undertaking of a State of the Union drinking party.

Signed,

J. Cochran, Commander and Thief

14 comments:

Charlie Ban said...

Let the record show that Charles Ban, a resident of Virginia, contributed five dollars of legal tender to the purchase of said beer.

Johnnie Cochran said...

The record is amended accordingly. Who is kind enough to open their home for this event. I would open mine but I don't own a TV.

Chuck K said...

You guys would be welcome, I'm a little off the redline but if you have a car or ride its easy. I'd need some kind of heads up if you all decide to come watch it.

KLIM said...

Take note that the aforementioned Jake Klim has been nursing said beer for the past week and therefor the total now numbers approximately 15.

If I am feeling better I will be there.

Johnnie Cochran said...

Executive decision. I propose we meet at Hank Dietle's (AKA the Slam Hole) at 9, they have a TV. I am stuck in Rockville until 8:30 on Wednesday so that is my best bet, sorry Chuck, thanks for the offer.

KLIM said...

Hanks? I am feeling better already...!

P Murph said...

I propose three draft rules for your consideration. A conference committee will convene at 8:45pm on Wednesday, the 26th day of January, in the year Two-Thousand and Ten.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/state-of-the-union-drinki_n_436932.html

http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/26/asylums-state-of-the-union-drinking-game-for-president-obamas/

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

Johnnie Cochran said...

Agreed, the conference committee must reach a reasonable compromise between all these ridiculous rules. Tele-promp-ter-pong does sound awesome though.

We need a final vote, who is in at Hanks?

KLIM said...

Rep Klim of the North Bethesda district (who beat out fellow NoBeth candidates Dusen, Bain and Camacho in the last election) shall be there (insert gavel pound sound here)!

Matt Ernst said...

Elder statesman from the right honorable District of Columbia is demanding representation...

Charlie Ban said...

The (un) distinguished gentleman from Fairfax County may request representation by proxy, but will most likely go home and sleep after the workout.

Charlie Ban said...

But he supports a resolution selecting Hank Dietle's as the venue for such a venture.

KLIM said...

Rep KLIM "Rahms" thru a last minute resolution allowing Elder Stateman (Ernst) access to HANKS.

PR said...

FILIBUSTER!