Whereas, the State of the Union Address will be aired on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 9:00 PM.
Whereas, beer makes all political banter more tolerable, coherent and pleasant to our American way of life.
Whereas, Jake Klim possess twenty-nine Miller Light beers rightfully purchased by Jake Marren.
Whereas, all references to Stimulus shall henceforth be struck and replaced with the words "spending freeze."
NOW THEREFORE, let it be known that this post and all comments contained herein shall be the official discussion board for the determination of location, procedure and all other sundries necessary and proper for the undertaking of a State of the Union drinking party.
J. Cochran, Commander and Thief