Charlie Ban and I have gained access to Wiggy's e-mail and cell phone and apparently he has a lot of blackmail on all of us. In an effort to be "transparent" Charlie and I will be dumping a number of cables over the upcoming week. Here are a few:
- Chicken Tender Runner, on occasion, goes to work early to consume chicken before the rest of his colleagues get to the office
- Frank Fung is rich
- Jake Marren runs an illegal beer operation on an island in the Potomac. Towpath has been guarding this liquor lab for weeks.
- Charlie Ban is crazy
The rest are too embarrassing to reveal on this public forum.