Sunday, December 5, 2010

WiggyLeaks


Charlie Ban and I have gained access to Wiggy's e-mail and cell phone and apparently he has a lot of blackmail on all of us. In an effort to be "transparent" Charlie and I will be dumping a number of cables over the upcoming week. Here are a few:
- Chicken Tender Runner, on occasion, goes to work early to consume chicken before the rest of his colleagues get to the office
- Frank Fung is rich
- Jake Marren runs an illegal beer operation on an island in the Potomac. Towpath has been guarding this liquor lab for weeks.
- Charlie Ban is crazy
The rest are too embarrassing to reveal on this public forum.

7 comments:

Johnnie Cochran said...

You failed to mention that Wiggy is, according to the photograph above, a vampire.

Jerry Greenlaw said...

hahahhaha this picture is incredible!!! hahahaha I wish I was at union jacks that night

Joe Wiggy said...

I don't know what you are talking about! (coach jerry: be on call, i may need an attorney...)

Paul Guevara said...

At first glance, Wiggy looks to be attempting a pirouetting leap from the balcony to pounce on his prey below...successful or not?

Charlie Ban said...

Wiggy engages in three-party talks with CAR and PACERS this past weekend at sushi joint. Four "minders" from GRC on hand to monitor negotiations

Joe Wiggy said...
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Joe Wiggy said...

I think that is Chaz's pain meds talking...I have no recollection of this taking place...