Monday, April 26, 2010

CHURCH

Jake, great race. You are doing amazing things despite not doing yoga, not stretching and drinking huge quantities of alchohol.

You have one mission, from my perspective and that is to defeat Aaron Church. He has been racing in this area almost as long as Jim Hage and thus, his legs must be mush.

Maybe if you stretch, do hot yoga and eat organic, you can catch him..................

Love Max

11 comments:

KLIM said...

If it weren't for Aaron Church I would have been above 31 minutes on Sunday.

I'd also be above 51 minutes for 10 miles.

I owe Church for my PRs.

Johnnie Cochran said...

And you owe that guy from Bark at the Moon for you extensive knowledge of jack-hammering techniques, barriers to jack-hammer implementation (ie. substantial height differential) and jack-hammer associated injuries, particularly sport hernias.

DM said...

yoga?

Anonymous said...

why don't we have a Klim/Lockwood run-off?

MAX said...

PEOPLE WHO DO LOTS OF YOGA ARE MORE FLEXIBLE. IS THERE A CORRELATION IN THE POSTIIVE BETWEEN FLEXIBILITY AND ENHANCED PERFORMANCE IN RUNNING.

KLIM said...

I'm your huckleberry

DM said...

Nope.

havegoats said...

dammit klim, that's my line... or at least, that's the line I like to steal and claim as "my line."

one day you may just find some hobbling, wheezing poor man's val kilmer rolling up beside you and saying let's go get some bad guys.

Matias said...

Is that the famous Haverford Goat is see? Nice.

KLIM said...

I never knew "have" stood for "Haverford". Very nice.

Towpath said...

You never heard of the honor goats?