I've been in Kruger National Park in South Africa since Sunday afternoon. This is the largest natural park in South Africa rumored to be approximately the size of Israel.
There is nowhere to run because wild animals live, breed, roam and die here. There are no fences, no control mechanisms and no security for the stupid.
I've stayed at three separate game lodges/camps and have now gone on 7 gaming expiditions. Been outside of cell phone range and with zero connectivity until today. I've seen lions hunting impala at night, a pissed off young bull elephant charge a car, hyenas drink their bath water and a startled rhino getting into a full sprint barely missing our Landrover.
Few more days of vacation and considering blowing off a second London excursion and coming home instead. What's the plan for next Sunday?