If I were president I'd put Jake in the position of Secretary of State and I'd propose Melissa for the Director of Health and Human Services....just for their sweet weekend races. Unfortunately my address is just over the river in Arlington rather than 1600 Pennsylvania. But you're all in luck, you can buy my support for your pet projects (yay for pork barrel spending!) for only the cost of a beer. Tonight (tuesday the 7th) at 8:00 PM at Pizzaria paradiso on P street just outside of Dupont Circle. I turn 24 years young and the entire cast from Pulp Fiction will be there to celebrate. Sorry for the late notice, my overseas trip to the other side of the Earth has left my brain still trying to make it back to our eastern time zone.